How Val Kilmer saved me from my thankless, dead-end job…

23 Jan

Hello you,

Around the year 2000 or 2001 I got a job working in a plastics factory in Redruth, Cornwall. My shift was midnight to 7am, my job was taking hot plastic lids – the kind used on a handy storage box around the home – and scraping off the jagged bits of plastic from around the edges. I had one glove to protect me from the hot plastic, and a strange little scraping tool. I worked on this machine alone, and that’s kind of how I’d like it.
What got me through those long nights working that job was – bizarrely – being able to run through the 1997 film version of The Saint starring Val Kilmer in my head.

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I was a fan of the film when it came out a few years earlier, I was writing film reviews for my school paper and I think I gave it 9/10, which, in retrospect, was a bit too generous.
I think I’d become a bit of a Val Kilmer fan because he was in 1995’s Batman Forever – a film I was beyond excited about because I was a massive Jim Carrey fan – so he had a lot of residual goodwill left over from that.
Elisabeth Shue was his co-star in The Saint and I had something of a crush on her thanks to growing up with the film The Karate Kid (1984) and her amazing performance in Leaving Las Vegas (1995).

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It was also the season when Hollywood was really mining the retro television show caverns for all their worth, and with each movie update you got a funky remixed theme tune, and Orbital’s spin on the theme from The Saint was proudly in my CD collection: https://youtu.be/LCVuIsw78yA
I think I loved the film because it was pretty old-fashioned, it took its time to develop its characters and it was more of a romance than an action blockbuster, which, to be fair, was probably why it didn’t set the box office alight in 1997, where it finished 28th of the year behind such classics as Anaconda, Dante’s Peak, and Flubber.
Anyway, I discovered, whilst working in that plastics factory, that I pretty much knew the entirety of the film off by heart – having watched it an awful lot on VHS, it was the perfect casual romp for a rainy Sunday afternoon, and, to this day I can still rattle off a reasonably accurate renactment of the whole film and will do so for a small fee at birthdays, weddings and Olympic opening ceremonies (get in touch if you’d like to book a performance).

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It’s full of such memorable scenes like the one where he’s a flirtatious old man, the one where he’s a flirtatious German with curly hair, the one where he’s a flirtatious South African traveller in leather trousers, and, of course, the one where he’s a flirtatious old cleaning lady*.

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Also, the 1984 spoof (and box office flop) Top Secret starring Val Kilmer is one of the funniest films ever made. #FACT.
So, that’s kind of why I felt it my duty to celebrate the actor Val Kilmer with this Valentine’s Day card I made – that and it’s a really silly non-pun – which you can buy from my Etsy shop here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/OwainsGubbins
Thanks for reading!
Also, what’s your favourite Val Kilmer film?
Owain. x

 

*Truth be told, this one doesn’t get much screen time to do any actual flirting, but if all his other disguises are anything to go by she’s probably pretty flirtatious.

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Romance!

19 Jan

Hello you,

I’m selling some very limited Valentine’s Day cards in my aforementioned etsy shop HERE.

They come with a guarantee* of 75% extra romance for you if you purchase them.

Valentines Card with bins on Valentines Card with a dog eating dinner on Valentines Card with Val Kilmer on

 

 

 

 

They’re all hand drawn (digitally) and come with a sexy red envelope to really up the heartfeltedness.

Owain. x

 

*Not a guarantee

Giant Burger Forever

11 Oct

Hello,

The band I play keyboards and “sing” in has an LP coming out on Odd Box Records. It’s called Giant Burger Forever and features 9 tracks of peculiar noise-making, you can listen to the opening track Sports Bottle here, as well as pre-order the limited edition, screen-printed vinyl (with download) release.

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Ta muchly!

O

Original Art For Sale…

20 Jul

Hello there,
To exercise my drawing muscles (they’re in the hands) every now and then I’ve been making watercolour and ink sketches based on the films that I’ve been watching, they look a bit like this…

Cop Car Children of Men The Sound Of Music

If you like that sort of thing then I’ve also set up an Etsy shop in order for people to buy my art (always the original drawings, no prints and reproductions here):

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/OwainsGubbins?ref=hdr_shop_menu

All the best,

Owain x

In The Articles

11 Mar

Years ago I picked up a copy of The Fly, a free music magazine often found in HMV (specifically HMV Truro in Cornwall), and read a review about a chap called Aidan Smith, the review made his music sound good so I took a punt and bought one of his At Home With… EPs. It was fantastic, so I got the other one and then eagerly awaited further releases.

This year I finally bought his most recent LP ‘Phone Me If You’re Bored’ and – out of the blue – Aidan offered me a chance to make a video for one of the songs. I said yes. Here’s the resulting video:

 

You can buy Aidan Smith (and his indulgent friends)’s stuff here: https://aidansmithandhisindulgentfriends.bandcamp.com/

Filmtalk: Episode 4

25 Nov

Hello,

After a few installments where Benjamin attempted to interview noted producer Mike West, he’s put up an archive interview with legendary film director Richter Hallmark.

You can listen to this (and all the other podcasts) at this link: https://soundcloud.com/film-talk-podcast

Film director Richter Hallmark

Film director Richter Hallmark

Thanks for listening!

O.x

Spooky Shenanigans

28 Oct

Hellooooooooooo!

 

It’s Halloween this Friday and Giant Burger are playing a ghoulish gig at Paper Dress Vintage in Shoreditch, alongside The Indelicates and Night Flowers.

Here’s the Facebook event page for those who like that sort of thing: https://www.facebook.com/events/777046239025318/?sid_reminder=4185645174132572160

 

Performing at Jester Jesters' Puppetry Night

Performing at Jester Jesters’ Puppetry Night

I’ve been doing a fair ol’ bit of stand-up lately, including a rather delightful puppetry themed night yesterday at Jester Jesters (hence Sooty) and I’ve got a lot of spots coming up before the year is through. Look at the Stand Up page for full listings.

 

Hopefully see you at something soon!

 

Owain. x

Giant Burger Blue Vinyl Record

16 Oct

Hello all,

I’m very excited to let you know that my band Giant Burger have put out a new record, it’s a jam-packed 7-inch blue vinyl with gloriously lurid artwork by CM Carter.

You can hear it below and order it from Bandcamp – either on it’s own or bundled with our previous record for a discounted price.

Many thanks,

Owain

Giant Burger: A raw, shocking, incendiary documentary

1 Oct

Hello,

My band – Giant Burger – did some recording on Sunday 28th September. I decided to film our day and these are the stunning results…

All the best,

Owain. x

Filmtalk Podcast – Episodes 1 & 2

15 Aug

Hello there,

A chap who produced a fair few of the films I used to make with Carl Morris has been interviewed on a podcast. They’ve uploaded two episodes with him so far, and it looks like there might be more to follow.

You can listen to (and download) them here: https://soundcloud.com/film-talk-podcast

Here’s a snap of the producer – Mike West – with the podcast’s host, Benjamin Carey.

Mike West and Benjamin Carey

Mike West and Benjamin Carey

Enjoy,

Owain